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BAT-MOBILITY
Turns out somewhere in rural Thailand, poor Thai farmers use flying rats aka bats as their staple food. Not only is the food tasty and tender they say, but most importantly it is also free. Besides all the fabulous nutrients, bat meat also gives them special powers such as a late night endurance boost in the bedroom , farmers add. Nevermind that bats may carry rabies or some other bird poop, smiling faces and bat-ful mouths display no fear of such.
CUFFD RYDER
I think we all lost track of how many times DMX has stepped in googoo. Nevertheless, this past Saturday the former Ryder tried to once again break his former record. Turns out he tried to evade a crazy hospital bill by pretending to be someone else. Is Dark Man X really that broke?
THAT CRACK IS CROC
Tampa police bustedup 3 dudes for selling fake crack. Theres nothing more to say on this news except to just ask couple of stupid questions. Would they be better off if the crack was real? Is selling fake crack a bad example? Arent prisons full yet? Do they arrest kids for playing with fake fire?
THE VS GAME
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Ok so I dont know if you noticed yet but the world is full of lookalikes/actalikes. Especially in the world of celebs. So lets compare these dudes and see who wins!
First up, Travis McCoy from Gym Class Heroes VS Jim Jones
VS 
WiNner: Travis McCoy. His career is alive. Jim, on the other hand, has been couped up in his Byrdgang nest for quiet a while now.
Joel Mchale (The Soup) VS Eric Toms (Reality Binge)
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WiNner: Joel Mchale. Reality Binge is too hard at work riding The Soup like theres no tomorrow.
Ray J vs the dude that looks like him in those uh,.. videos
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WiNner: Depends on how you look at it. Whats better or worse having been in hundreds of movies or just one with Kim Kordash?
-Kat
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